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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the shittiest page on Facebook.

Apparently Uni Lad didn’t learn their lesson after the whole “hey guys lets try to sell t-shirts with rape jokes on them” thing then? Woohh.

I’ve heard about that but never actually saw them. I can already expect what they might be, but what were they?

Uni Lad is actually a website that runs stunning articles such as “how to tell if you have been friendzoned” (did you know that women won’t fuck people they trust? So if a woman tells you her secrets, she doesn’t want to fuck you!) and “A medley of minge” and “5 things lads should never do” (2 of which are listening to FAG music and owning a tumblr account)

Earlier this year they ran an article that was about how to have sex with drunk women or something equally insightful, and it featured this quote;

If the girl you’ve taken for a drink… won’t spread for your head, think about this mathematical statistic, 85% of rape cases go unreported. That seems to be fairly good odds.

Uni Lad never actually offered an offical apology, I don’t think - the boys who work on the website just hot-potatoed the blame between themselves for a while and took the website down to “rethink” it. (Though judging by these images, very little actual thinking has gone on at all)

I was reading the “5 thigns a lad should never do” and scrolled down to “5. Not playing FIFA 12”

I WAS MAD BUT NOW IVE JUST SEEN THAT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD 

i also like how all the titles are in the black-border-white-fill impact text

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burn it all

(Source: ladyofwinter)

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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lupuspuella:

Playing this for sure.

starting this

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superloaf-:

did satan posses your dad while he was having sex with your mom to impregnate her with you or are you really that unlikable

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